theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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