I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
This is the high leading the old right now
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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