It's just like the Real World with babies
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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