Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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