But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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