I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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