No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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