glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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