Well douche your snatch and let's go!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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