I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
