she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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