I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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