Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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