Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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