they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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