Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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