Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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