One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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