haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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