At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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