It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
accomplished twins. life is a go
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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