He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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