any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You need a sexual gate keeper
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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