Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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