We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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