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(615): View more from Tennessee

At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia

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(248): View more from Michigan

There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."

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(304): View more from West Virginia

The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...

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(914): View more from New York

Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.

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