You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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