Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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