There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
