Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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