i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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