Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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