Just fell off a train. Bad.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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