My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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