I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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