how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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