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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(516): View more from New York

You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers

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(443): View more from Maryland

The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.

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(650): View more from California

I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.

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