The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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