so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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