Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
