dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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