i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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