How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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