omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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