dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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