there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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