i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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