I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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