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(239): View more from Florida

I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...

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(323): View more from California

Where??

(310): View more from California

Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry

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(443): View more from Maryland

Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

(785): View more from Kansas

That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain

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(618): View more from Illinois

My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.

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(785): View more from Kansas

His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Come get me, I'm fucking scared.

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