turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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